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we can take over the world tonight.

hi:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

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— 4 hours ago with 87564 notes

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via pizza)

— 4 hours ago with 84265 notes

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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robotfisherman:

 Mitt - A Netflix Original

This man could have been president

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"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away."
Philip K. (via realizes)

(via realizes)

— 4 hours ago with 3175 notes
michaelalfredrusso:

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

Dumb ass baby

michaelalfredrusso:

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

Dumb ass baby

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— 4 hours ago with 37509 notes

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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